10 things my father says but does not mean 

10 things my father says but does not mean 

1. He says ‘I wouldn’t care if you were gay’. He means ‘Don’t you dare come out to me, you’ve seen the way I treat the weather man with a pink tie’

2. He says ‘I don’t mean to get angry’. He means ‘I don’t mean to get angry, I mean to scare you’

3. He says ‘You can tell me anything’. He means ‘I don’t want to read your diary just to find out how you’re feeling’

4. He says ‘You spend too much time on your phone’s. He means ‘I wished we talked more’

5. He shouts. Alot. He means ‘I will give you a lifetime of jumpscares when you hear a man shout’

6. He says ‘You can’t have a bath’. He means ‘I care about money more than you’

7. He says ‘You have a disgusting attitude’. He means ‘Youre copying me’

8. He says ‘stop being an agressive little girl’. He means ‘You learned to fight this way because I taught you’

9. He says ‘our family is normal’. He means ‘I am the reason you don’t want to marry’

10. He says ‘I love you’ he means ‘say it back’.

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